Calvin Harris got hot

Calvin Harris got hot 

Posted: 6:43 am Wednesday, August 31st, 2016

By Holly

I don’t know if you recall Calvin Harris’ early days. He was just a baby DJ, trotting out his hot beats across the globe. That was about all the hotness he was trotting out though, as he was very cute but hadn’t yet blossomed into a straight hunk. Let me jog your memory:


SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - FEBRUARY 14: Singer Calvin Harris performs on stage at The Forum on February 14, 2008 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Graham Denholm/Getty Images)

“Let me croon at you with my emo hair, slight build, and smedium tshirt!”


INDIO, CA - APRIL 26: Musician Calvin Harris performs during day 2 of the Coachella Valley Music And Arts Festival held at the Empire Polo Field on April 26, 2008 in Indio, California. (Photo by Karl Walter/Getty Images)

“Watch me drop this beat before midnight because that’s when I have to get back home to my mom’s house!”

Super cute, right? Well fast-forward a few years (and a tragic breakup with Taylor Swift), and ol’ Cal-Cal has graduated from “super cute” to SUPER STUD. Allow me to present the evidence:

Happy birthday to my manager @gillespiemark I love u

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Please remember one more thing: Calvin Harris has a Scottish accent. Happy Hump Day! You’re welcome.