An undercover cop in Beaver Township, Ohio found an ad on Backpage.com earlier this week for a 36-year-old prostitute named Crystal Hotlosz. He contacted her, and she agreed to have sex with him for $50…and nachos.
The cop went to meet her, but he didn’t bring the nachos. And according to a police spokesman, quote, “She asked three or four times where her nachos were.”
After that nacho debate, the cop arrested her for solicitation.
And a guy named Mark Robbins who was driving Crystal was also arrested, for promoting prostitution.
I don’t know about you but I don’t think I’ve ever wanted nachos badly enough to do with it was stranger for them. Oh and $50, of course. I will give her 100 points for that sassy ass mugshot though! Work that camera, Crystal!!