Woman with Machete Threatens the Kardashians

Woman with Machete Threatens the Kardashians 

Posted: 7:09 am Friday, September 22nd, 2017

By Holly

Ready for this? Here’s the *official* story:

The West Hollywood police rushed to the Kardashian store Dash yesterday after a customer walked in and pointed a gun at an employee. The angry customer knocked over some merchandise before leaving. No shots were fired.
The media showed up to cover the story, and the woman came BACK.  This time she had a MACHETE, and she was waving it around and threatening reporters with it.
She was also yelling stuff like, “The Kardashians will be executed if they step on Communist territory! They’ll be f**king killed!”
Eventually, she put the machete between the glass doors of the store and left.  Police were still looking for her as of last night.

…RIGHT. The police were “looking” for her. It’s not like the Kardashians hired her to do just enough crazy shit to get on TV and get them some publicity 😉